Imagine an alternate universe where South Seas culture is the norm and everything’s filtered through a tropical, Easter Island sensibility, and you have Geeki Tiki’s take on the spinach-chomping sailor and his zany friends and prominently nosed characters. Plus, you also get a useful and amusing beverage mug. Talk about sweet pau pau!

This Pacific Islander version of Swee Pea, the adorable crawling kiddo who somehow manages to emerge unscathed from any calamitous adventure, is immortalized now not just on film but in blocky and sturdy ceramic. He can t get into mischief (well, not without your help, anyway), and is definitely qualified and able to hold your drink. Whether filled with your favorite coffee brew, or with different beverage at a beach party, you’ve got the “fun” part of functionality.