Imagine an alternate universe where South Seas culture is the norm and everything’s filtered through a tropical, Easter Island sensibility, and you have Geeki Tiki’s take on the spinach-chomping sailor and his zany friends and prominently-nosed characters. Plus, you also get a useful and amusing beverage mug. Talk about sweet pau pau!

This Pacific Islander version of Wimpy, the always monetarily challenged champion burger eater, immortalized now not just on film but in blocky and sturdy ceramic, won t eat you out of house and home (well, not without your help, anyway), and is always eager to hold your drink. Whether filled with your favorite coffee brew, or with different beverage at a beach party, you’ve got the “fun” part of functionality.